Effin' Birds 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar

Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets. 

Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly paired with a rude remark or hilariously swear-y saying.
 
Features include:
* No single-use plastic 
* Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
* Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
* Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
* Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
* Full-color tear-off pages
* Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
* Day/Date reference on each page
* Combined weekend pages
* Official major world holidays and observances
* Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings